Spongebob Knickers!

These SpongeBob briefs abandon all restraint, covering the fabric with repeated images of SpongeBob himself in a variety of exaggerated poses, each one seemingly competing to be noticed first. The relentless repetition leaves no visual escape, transforming a simple pair of knickers into a loud declaration of childish enthusiasm that feels wilfully undignified. Practical in cut yet profoundly unserious in presentation, they are the sort of underwear that inspires immediate self-consciousness the moment they are unfolded, radiating a level of cartoon devotion that is impossible to excuse and even harder to ignore.