Pink with Red Hearts Knickers!

Spectacularly humiliating. The bright pink fabric is almost startling, as though the garment is determined to be noticed. The tiny red hearts scatter across it like confetti at a children’s party, which only heightens the gulf between the garment’s innocence and the wearer’s adulthood. The exaggerated frill trim makes concealment nearly impossible, the kind of underwear that refuses to be invisible and instead insists upon making its presence known, much to the wearer’s mortification