Pink with Pink Hearts Knickers!

These are the sort of knickers that would make even the most confident adult feel a creeping, unavoidable blush. The pink seems designed to broadcast “hopelessly innocent” at maximum volume, while the tiny hearts create an almost comically childish aesthetic. The bloomer shape puffs out in a way that refuses to be discreet; they feel like a private joke at the wearer’s expense. Slip them on, and it’s difficult not to imagine how spectacularly embarrassing it would be if anyone saw just how sweet and juvenile they truly are.