Lace G-String

This lace G-string feels wildly out of place among a drawer dominated by cartoons, hearts, and unapologetically childish knickers, as though it wandered in by mistake and never quite recovered. Both my panty drawer and my backside appear to regard its very existence as faintly disrespectful, given the overwhelming preference for nerdy prints and juvenile cheer over anything resembling maturity. Delicate, lacey, and conspicuously grown-up, it sits awkwardly among its far more ridiculous neighbours, quietly highlighting just how committed the collection is to embarrassment rather than sophistication.